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愚人笑话|Joke: Mirror On The Wall

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Legend has it that there is a bar in New York where, in the Ladies Room, there is a very special mirror. If one stands in front of the mirror and tells the truth, one is granted a wish. However, if one tells a lie, *POOF* you are instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to be seen again.
A redhead of questionable1 looks walks into the Ladies Room and stands before the mirror and says, I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world. *POOF* The mirror swallows her.
Next, a rather large brunette stands before the mirror and says, I think I think I'm the sexiest woman alive! *POOF* The mirror swallows her.
Then an absolutely gorgeous blond comes in and stands before the mirror and says, I think... *POOF*


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