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儿童笑话|I can go home 我可以回家了

来源:www.cheyunhui.com 2025-07-22

One day after school the teacher said1 to his students, Tomorrow morning, if any one of you can answer my first question, I will permit2 him or her to go home
earlier.

The next day, when the teacher came3 into the classroom, he found4 the blackboard daubed(涂抹) . He was5 very angry and asked, Who did6 it? Please stand up! It's me, said Bob, Now, I can go home. Good-bye, Sir.

一天,放学将来,老师对他的学生们说:明天上午,假如你们当中的任何一个同学能第一回答我的问题,我就准许他或她最早回家。

第二天,老师走进教室时发现黑板被涂得一塌糊涂,他很生气的问:哪个涂的?请站起来!鲍勃说:先生,是我,目前我可以回家了,再见!


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