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愚人笑话|Farmers Daughters

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One day there was this farmer. He had 3 daughters and they each had a date on Saturday night. The first date comes to the door. the farmer answers the door. The first date says, Hi my name is Joe, I'm here to take your daughter Flow to eat some dough1.

The farmer says sure. Soon the second date comes to the door, the date says hi, I'm Freddy, I'm here to take your daughter Betty to eat some spaghetti. The farmer goes sure.

Then the last date comes to the door. he say hi, my name is Chuc-k...The farmer goes Get the hell out of my house!!!


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